12 10 / 2014

## A limerick:

Doesn’t look like a limerick to you? Try this:

A dozen, a gross, and a score

Plus three times the square root of four

Divided by seven

Plus five times eleven

Is nine squared and not a bit more.THE FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCCCKKKKKKK

::Slow applause::

(via nerdymathgeek)

27 9 / 2014

"Did I make my life any easier? No! I made it worse."

Integration by parts goes wrong (via mathprofessorquotes)

22 9 / 2014

"You all can figure it out it’s not… well… maybe it is rocket science."

Calculus professor at GA Tech (via mathprofessorquotes)

16 8 / 2014

"It’s the warmth of mathematics, warming your heart."

Calculus teacher in response to a student commenting that the room was warm (via mathprofessorquotes)

15 8 / 2014

## If I Reacted to Other People's Careers the Way They React to Me Becoming a Mathematician

You’re a doctor? I don’t really know anything about medicine, but can you explain exactly how the endocrine system works in two minutes or less? You’re a writer? I had a terrible writing teacher in…

(Source: jostamon, via mathematica)